Chris Evans V Chris Evans

Having recently seen the film What's your Number? I was reintroduced to the actor Chris Evans, he comes across very lovable in the film and being the pathetic girl I am I instantly started picturing what our relationship would be like, (it would definitely be awesome). However he is not the only famous Chris Evans out there, and I don't want to put all my eggs in one basket and deny myself the chance with Chris Evans the television presenter and radio dj.

So I did the sensible thing and made some lists,

Chris Evans the actor:

Pros

• Has good comedic timing so he's probably funny.
• Seems like a nice person.
• Very attractive.
• Not afraid of hard work (a body like that does not fall out of the sky).
• Seems friendly.
• Would laugh at my jokes, even if only to be polite.
• He was in the Fantastic four: Rise of the silver surfer
• He probably has a really nice house.

Cons

• Lives very far away from me.
• In America I would get heat rash as its too hot.
• People would think I was only in it for the money.
• I would have to look good all the time.
• He would always be surrounded by beautiful women.
• I would look ugly in comparison to him.
• He is waaaay out of my league.

Chris Evans the presenter:

Pros

• He lives locally.
• Considered to be funny.
• We have similar interests.
• I would get to look around the One show studio.
• He knows how to cook.
• I might be considered the better looking person in the couple.
• Much higher chance of me meeting Billie Piper.

Cons

• I would definitely be considered a gold digger.
• He is older than me.
• He's already married.
• I can find him very annoying.
• He works on a Sunday morning so we couldn't go out Saturday night.
• Would probably end up in  prison for cutting him with a machete. 

Well if you treat it as a numbers game Chris Evans actor has more cons, who would have seen that coming.